
It was three o’clock in the night. The eyes of wife opened with a knock.
She saw four dacoits pointing a pistol at her. They had tied the husband and locked the children in the drawing room.
After searching all the shelves, a good amount of cash was recovered and jewelery was also found.
Then a dacoit said, “Where is the 1.5 lakh iPhone that your brother had sent from America ? And where’s the necklace that your husband had gifted you on anniversary day ? Handover same immediately or else I will shoot.”
The wife handed over all the things out of fear and then asked in amazement, “But brother, how do you know all this ?”
“Hey, we are your Facebook friends…we regularly read all your posts. Well, if you have any leftover delicious pudding you made in the morning, then serve that too.”
😃 😂 🤣 😜
Mutual Friends are subject to Market Risk….Please check all the IDs carefully before accepting Friend Requests..!!
October 27, 2021 at 7:02 pm
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October 28, 2021 at 10:07 pm
Yes Dear Savvy
i’m Practically ALL OVeR
The Internet And Every WHere
Around the Local Metro Area
Dancing And
Singing
Within
Writing
Poetry
Under
Neath
my Breath
Yet i Never
Share my
Sir Name
And Always
Keep my Location
Secret this Way
By Real Name
i Practically Don’t Even Exist
And It’s Very Amusing Named
Living Legend And Famous by the
Metro Audience for a Free Dance
of 15,588 Miles in 98 Months Never
Saying A Word The Whole Way Through
With Empty Pockets Never Earning a Penny…
Without A Name Other than “There
He is the Dancing Guy” Who Brings
Smiles to everyone Capable of
Smiling at Least hehe Yes
There is No
Freedom
By Name
With Fortune
And Fame Rich i am
Naked Complete Whole
Enough From Birth of
Womb Suckling Mother’s
Breast of Faith As Love Still
Breathes me
Dancing
Singing
Now Loving Still Free..:)
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