Savvy Raj

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Fun in the Pun Part 2

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Have come across some new puns with interesting wordplay!

How does a lawyer sleep? First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
Don’t worry, though…he woke up.

He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. It’s Dublin every day.

A supercilious crook going downstairs? Oh you mean, A condescending con, descending.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine.

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.

Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

‘I have a split personality’ said Tom, being Frank.

What did one flag say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved!

Hope you find some fun in the pun.🙂

Fun in the Pun Part 1

Author: Savvy Raj

Dance Educator, Writer, Artist, Designer, Wellness Mentor & Consultant

One thought on “Fun in the Pun Part 2

  1. There is Sun in the Pun
    Of Having A Great Day
    On Sunday There is
    Night in the Day now
    Moonlight Feels Right
    Making Day into Night
    It is Dark Where i am
    And Light Where You
    Are Never the Less
    There is No Moon
    Or Sun
    Online
    Only Star Light
    Creating Chalices
    Without Preformed Gold..:)

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