Came across this interesting forward… Sounds good for reflections at leisure.
When you have nothing better to do, just try answers for these!
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Great confusions still unresolved ππ
1. At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
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Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!πππ
– Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– How do you get off a non-stop flight?
– Why are goods sent by a ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
– Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!! π€ͺ
April 23, 2020 at 10:08 am
That great confusions still unresolved section is really pleasing.π That’s funny but thoughtful too.π€©
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April 25, 2020 at 12:34 pm
Yes indeed. Thank youππΌ
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April 24, 2020 at 5:44 am
Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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April 25, 2020 at 11:39 am
π€ππso thoughtful
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April 25, 2020 at 3:47 pm
Yes indeed!ππ
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June 10, 2020 at 10:48 am
thoughtful questions…….. interesting and surprisingly couldnt find answers… hahaha
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June 11, 2020 at 7:44 am
Certainly so Shobha. Thank you . Have a blessed day! π
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